Suffering from anorexia? Becoming too skinny and fit over the summer? Worried for the cold winter without any 뱃살 on you?
Boy, do I have the solution for you.
Just follow my lead and have a fatass day like me. (Side-effects include increase in weight, waist-line, blood pressure, and cholesterol level; BUT THAT’S GOOD!)
100% guarantee that you will overcome anorexia and you’ll immediately be on the road to obesity. Om nom nom.
Lunch- 1 carne asada taco, 2 al pastor tacos, 1 carne asada burrito w/ rice and beans, 1 large horchata from El Taurino
Dinner- 2 entree combo from Panda Express
Dinner round 2- 2 cheese breadsticks with ranch dip from Top Class Pizza
Dessert- Starbuck’s vanilla frappucino and Hershey’s cookies and cream
Dinner round 3- animal style fries with neopolitan milkshake from In N Out
Dessert- 10 mini churros from Jack in the Box
Dinner round 4- 2 tacos from Jack In The Box
Dessert- 7 more mini churros from Jack in the Box!
All that food in one day?! What the fuck! Take that, anorexia. I beat you. Haha!
Now, you can too! YAYYYYYYYYrewuhfwiuwhiygfeiusfodhwpfjpqkncs.